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Comedy or Tragedy
Which would you prefer
Comedy of course
We love comedy
gags, side splitter, quips, you name it.
Humor expresses our need to be happy
laughter is one of
the things that is best in life
Laughing at ourselves is a gift
Laughing away our troubles
makes them small and insignificant
Laughing and rising above tragedy is winning the life battle
Rising above tragedy is the road to success
![]() An Englishman, Irishman and Welshman walk into a bar.
The barman says
"Is this some kind of a joke?"
![]() Three skeletons walk into a bar
walk right up to the bartender and say:
"Give us three beers and a mop"
Lyla and her "Pals" in her dreams!!
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After three years of development and millions of dollars in venture capital funding, the Amazing Camera is finally being released to the public. Your computer can take your photograph and develop it in a matter of seconds. Best of all, no camera or special equipment is required. How does it work? Do I need any special equipment? How much does it cost? How do I get started? I was just reading through that book
"50 Things to do Before You Die"
and I was really surprised that none of them was
"Scream for help!"
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.
![]() Two television aerials got married.
The wedding was rubbish
but the reception was brilliant!
![]() Lyla, "The Tiger Lady"
goes big game hunting!
Bare handed, are you nuts?
![]() When not big game hunting
Lyla "The Tiger Lady"
works out at home!
If a man says something in the woods
and there is no woman around...
Is he still wrong?
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program
![]() Headlines like this
makes one
want to scratch their head!!!
Two Fat Guys sitting in a bar having rounds of beers.
Fat Guy Billy says to Fat Guy Bob
"Your round!"
Bob quickly replys
"You are too you fat bastard!"
![]() ![]() Lyla, steps out, from her
"Wonderland"
and checks out the
"Realworld"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.....
Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
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What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
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Never lick a steak knife To see our new "Space Shuttle" in action click on the Play button!!
"I see," said the blind man
as he wizzed into the wind.
"It's all coming back to me now."
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![]() The 21st Century Stan and Olie!
A man comes home from a hard days work to find some weight lifting equipment
on the stairs, he asks his wife what the hell she is doing wasting money on workout gear, and she says that they will help
her increase her breast size.
he says "All you need is some toilet paper!". She seems puzzled. "Yeah all you need to do is rub the toilet paper between your bust, and it makes
them bigger".
"How do you know?" she asked "Well look what its done to your butt!" |
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![]() Hal and Lyla go on vacation to the Alp's.
Before leaving on their great adventure,
Hal told Lyla about the cheap transportation!!
I would like to see you in something
long and flowing
like the river
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Lyla and Hal's "Stand Ins"
go for a Sunday drive in the country!!
Click on the Play Button.
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What did the blonde say
when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
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Acceptable use of the "F" word
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows: 11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my butt!"
Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
Bill Clinton, 1998
And a drum roll please............!
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this
@%#*^ing mad."
Saddam Hussein, 2003
You're so fat
you have to put your belt on
with a boomerang!
Your house is so small
when I put the key in the door
I stabbed everyone inside!
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![]() Lyla refuses to disclose her age
but
we do have proof she was at the
"Garden of Eden"
![]() ![]() Send "Lyla" an email Click here Or if you prefer send Diamonds!!
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