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Here's the most massive melding of mirth ever minted! Hundreds of jokes, stories, and other tomfoolery on every subject from cars to kids, from sports to business, from politics to the Pearly Gates. Tell'em to your friends or keep'em to yourself -- this book has more jokes than Lessie has fleas!

A handy collection of jokes developed by the writer of such television shows as Hee-Haw, this book will bring hours of side-splitting laughter.

"Heard any good jokes lately?" You certainly will from Jimmy Pritchard, who has been tending bar in popular New York City establishments for years. He's heard them all. From New York natives to tourists, from professionals to college kids.

A collection of jokes grouped into such categories as animals, sports, computers, and worms.

500 Knock-Knock Jokes -- And Counting!

Introduction by Alan King. The most extensive collection of jokes ever compiled from Friars Club members and other comedians, this hilarious book covers every imaginable subject--from aging to dieting, fashion to fathers, birth control to male anatomy.

The Practical Joker's Handbook, the only practical joke collection in print. Using his Web site, the author spent six years collecting practical joke and prank ideas from around the world. This definitive handbook features the best and the funniest of these, all designed to remind readers to have fun, not to take life too seriously, and to catch people off-guard to make them laugh. (Potentially harmful jokes and pranks were purposefully omitted.)The results are a hilarious collection of stories, tips, and tactics for bringing humor to the forefront. Nyberg first explains the "art of the joke" then goes on to outline where and how to pull off the best practical gags on friends and loved ones. From how to jury-rig a toilet tank to ways to temporarily hog-tie a coworker's computer mouse to using a kazoo to place an order in the fast-foot drive-through, Nyberg delivers the goods. This one will have readers in stitches!

Presto, change-o! Children can transform themselves into magicians with this ultimate prestidigitator's prop. The velvety black top hat comes equipped with a secret interior compartment and a soft, plush white rabbit that hides easily inside. Aspiring magicians can show spectators a seemingly empty hat and then proudly pull the small rabbit out of the well-concealed pocket. Great looking and a cinch to maneuver, this hat will truly set the stage for a terrific magic act.

This is the most baffling and at the same time the easiest routine ever devised. Balls vanish from the performer's hand only to reappear and multiply. comes with routines and set of 4 sponge balls. Each ball measures 2 inches in diameter.

This set of three sand bag filled vinyl bags are the perfect size for beginners or people with smaller hands to juggle, includes instructions on how to start juggling and different routines.

This set of three sand bag filled vinyl bags are the perfect size for professionals or larger handed jugglers to juggle, includes instructions on how to start juggling and different routines.

The Magician finds a chosen card in an invisible deck of cards! Simply amazing and works every time. Includes magic card deck and complete routine to amaze your audience!

A set of 4" rings that can magically connect to each other in front of your audiences eyes. These are easy to handle and comes complete with instructions and routines to perform!

Trick Golf Ball Set For those golfers who love to laugh, play tricks and have some real fun. Set of four trick balls. Jetstreamer drive it and the ball disappears ejecting 15 feet of streaming, spiraling ribbon. UnPuttaBall you just can't sink it. It jumps, skids and gyrates for laughs galore on the putting green. Cloud-Flite-Exploder explodes on impact! It blows up in a spectacular cloud of billowing smoke-like powder that won't leave residue and won't harm the course. Phantom hit it and it will break on impact. Its thin outer shell is packed with water.

Here's our top three selling novelty golf balls¦The Exploder, The Jetsreamer and the Unputtaball!

The best in the business, and most real! - Great for many themes when poking fun! - Famous Billy Bob Caveman Costume Teeth - In the heart of every man there lives a Neanderthal.....Shown with cavity, comes with stain - Billy Bob Caveman Teeth

It's 4-1/2" tall, made of soft, orange rubber, and when you squeeze it, its eyes, ears and nose pop out. It is a fact that Martians use similar devices known as "human popping things" to relieve stress on their planet, hence the very low crime rate and lack of hypertension on Mars. Comes in a comical box with a viewing window so it can look out at Earth.

It looks like an ordinary pen, but when they click the top button,ZZzzap! A harmless electric shock surprises them. Powered by a 1.5 volt AAA battery (starter battery included).

It folds out like a compact cell phone but when they click on the buttons,ZZzzap! Looks like a real flip phone! Shock your friends with this fun, but harmless joke!

This comic clock puzzles people as it runs backwards! Watch the double take when they notice it keeps great time, it just runs backwards.

Why on Earth does the Laughing Bag make us giggle so much? Tap the side of this mystical little sack and the robotic recorded laughter just seems to override all logic and we can't help but laugh, too! Remember that weird little bag that Batman pulled out of the Joker's pocket in the first movie? This is it! Batteries not included. (Laughing Bag a.k.a. Laughing Sack, Laugh Bag, Happy Bag, Giggle Bag)

Plain and simple these things are nasty! Perhaps one of the worst smelling stink gags ever pulled from a deranged mind. Think of them as stink bombs that have a self-release timer. You squish a small bubble of liquid inside of the fart bomb bag and it mixes with some mystery chemical that is imported directly from hell itself, or perhaps Barstow, we're not sure, anyway the stuff mixes together and actually pops the bag and out comes this evil smell. sulfur, brimstone, rotten eggs, all of the above. Pick up a dozen of these bags of evil today and be the life of the party! (Fart Bomb Bags a.k.a. Fart Bags, Fart Bombs, Stink Bags, Fart Juice Bags)

This classic will get a laugh every time. This specially made leash will make it appear that you have an invisible dog.

Drive your pet crazy with this remote control, self-charging toy spider. Cheese wedge-shaped remote control allows for forward, backward, right, and left maneuvering of the toy spider. Uses two "AA" batteries (not included). Toy spider measures 3" x 4".

Great for that person who is always stealing your lighter! Leave this harmless looking lighter out on your table or desk and when they go to light their cigarette or cigar - ZAP! A harmless shock goes through their fingers - not enough to hurt, just enough to freak 'em out! (Deluxe Shock Lighter a.k.a. Shocking Lighter)

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		Here's the most massive melding of mirth ever minted! Hundreds of jokes, stories, and other tomfoolery on every subject from cars to kids, from sports to business, from politics to the Pearly Gates. Tell'em to your friends or keep'em to yourself -- this book has more jokes than Lessie has fleas! *A handy collection of jokes developed by the writer of such television shows as Hee-Haw, this book will bring hours of side-splitting laughter.* "Heard any good jokes lately?" You certainly will from Jimmy Pritchard, who has been tending bar in popular New York City establishments for years. He's heard them all. From New York natives to tourists, from professionals to college kids. A collection of jokes grouped into such categories as animals, sports, computers, and worms. 500 Knock-Knock Jokes -- And Counting! Introduction by Alan King. The most extensive collection of jokes ever compiled from Friars Club members and other comedians, this hilarious book covers every imaginable subject--from aging to dieting, fashion to fathers, birth control to male anatomy. The Practical Joker's Handbook, the only practical joke collection in print. Using his Web site, the author spent six years collecting practical joke and prank ideas from around the world. This definitive handbook features the best and the funniest of these, all designed to remind readers to have fun, not to take life too seriously, and to catch people off-guard to make them laugh. (Potentially harmful jokes and pranks were purposefully omitted.)The results are a hilarious collection of stories, tips, and tactics for bringing humor to the forefront. Nyberg first explains the "art of the joke" then goes on to outline where and how to pull off the best practical gags on friends and loved ones. From how to jury-rig a toilet tank to ways to temporarily hog-tie a coworker's computer mouse to using a kazoo to place an order in the fast-foot drive-through, Nyberg delivers the goods. This one will have readers in stitches! Presto, change-o! Children can transform themselves into magicians with this ultimate prestidigitator's prop. The velvety black top hat comes equipped with a secret interior compartment and a soft, plush white rabbit that hides easily inside. Aspiring magicians can show spectators a seemingly empty hat and then proudly pull the small rabbit out of the well-concealed pocket. Great looking and a cinch to maneuver, this hat will truly set the stage for a terrific magic act. This is the most baffling and at the same time the easiest routine ever devised. Balls vanish from the performer's hand only to reappear and multiply. comes with routines and set of 4 sponge balls. Each ball measures 2 inches in diameter. This set of three sand bag filled vinyl bags are the perfect size for beginners or people with smaller hands to juggle, includes instructions on how to start juggling and different routines. This set of three sand bag filled vinyl bags are the perfect size for professionals or larger handed jugglers to juggle, includes instructions on how to start juggling and different routines. The Magician finds a chosen card in an invisible deck of cards! Simply amazing and works every time. Includes magic card deck and complete routine to amaze your audience! A set of 4" rings that can magically connect to each other in front of your audiences eyes. These are easy to handle and comes complete with instructions and routines to perform!						Trick Golf Ball Set For those golfers who love to laugh, play tricks and have some real fun. Set of four trick balls. Jetstreamer drive it and the ball disappears ejecting 15 feet of streaming, spiraling ribbon. UnPuttaBall you just can't sink it. It jumps, skids and gyrates for laughs galore on the putting green. Cloud-Flite-Exploder explodes on impact! It blows up in a spectacular cloud of billowing smoke-like powder that won't leave residue and won't harm the course. Phantom hit it and it will break on impact. Its thin outer shell is packed with water. Here's our top three selling novelty golf balls¦The Exploder, The Jetsreamer and the Unputtaball! The best in the business, and most real! - Great for many themes when poking fun! - Famous Billy Bob Caveman Costume Teeth - In the heart of every man there lives a Neanderthal.....Shown with cavity, comes with stain - Billy Bob Caveman Teeth It's 4-1/2" tall, made of soft, orange rubber, and when you squeeze it, its eyes, ears and nose pop out. It is a fact that Martians use similar devices known as "human popping things" to relieve stress on their planet, hence the very low crime rate and lack of hypertension on Mars. Comes in a comical box with a viewing window so it can look out at Earth. It looks like an ordinary pen, but when they click the top button,ZZzzap! A harmless electric shock surprises them. Powered by a 1.5 volt AAA battery (starter battery included). It folds out like a compact cell phone but when they click on the buttons,ZZzzap! Looks like a real flip phone! Shock your friends with this fun, but harmless joke! This comic clock puzzles people as it runs backwards! Watch the double take when they notice it keeps great time, it just runs backwards. Why on Earth does the Laughing Bag make us giggle so much? Tap the side of this mystical little sack and the robotic recorded laughter just seems to override all logic and we can't help but laugh, too! Remember that weird little bag that Batman pulled out of the Joker's pocket in the first movie? This is it! Batteries not included. (Laughing Bag a.k.a. Laughing Sack, Laugh Bag, Happy Bag, Giggle Bag) Plain and simple these things are nasty! Perhaps one of the worst smelling stink gags ever pulled from a deranged mind. Think of them as stink bombs that have a self-release timer. You squish a small bubble of liquid inside of the fart bomb bag and it mixes with some mystery chemical that is imported directly from hell itself, or perhaps Barstow, we're not sure, anyway the stuff mixes together and actually pops the bag and out comes this evil smell. sulfur, brimstone, rotten eggs, all of the above. Pick up a dozen of these bags of evil today and be the life of the party! (Fart Bomb Bags a.k.a. Fart Bags, Fart Bombs, Stink Bags, Fart Juice Bags) This classic will get a laugh every time. This specially made leash will make it appear that you have an invisible dog. Drive your pet crazy with this remote control, self-charging toy spider. Cheese wedge-shaped remote control allows for forward, backward, right, and left maneuvering of the toy spider. Uses two "AA" batteries (not included). Toy spider measures 3" x 4". Great for that person who is always stealing your lighter! Leave this harmless looking lighter out on your table or desk and when they go to light their cigarette or cigar - ZAP! A harmless shock goes through their fingers - not enough to hurt, just enough to freak 'em out! (Deluxe Shock Lighter a.k.a. Shocking Lighter)









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